#38: CHUPACABRA

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What do you think about when you hear the words GOAT SUCKER?  If you're like most people, you probably think of Kathy Lee Gifford, but if you're the type of guy who knows about the strange vampiric creatures that live in MEXICO (no, not the crew of SABADO GIGANTE), you probably think of the evil beasts known as CHUPACABRA.

Though largely unknown to a majority of Americans, MEXICO lives in constant fear over these very real creatures that kill as many as 500 Mexcican citiizens per year.

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The majority of Mexicans who have entered the USA illegally polled by border surveys express that their main reason for wanting to enter America is to live in a land that is CHUPACABRA free.

When askes about his fear of CHUPACABRAS, Hector Rodarte replied, trembling with fear, "No me gusta Chupacabra!"

Some folks feel that Tejano superstar (who is now dead) Selena, was killed by a CHUPACABRA.  Others feel that CHUPACABRAS are behind the outbreak of genetically manipulated corn found in the country.

Whatever your thoughts on CHUPACABRAS may be, you can't argue that when you say "I HAVE A CHUPACABRA IN MY BOOTY" over and over again, it sounds pretty funny.

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WEBSITES

THE CHUPACABRA HOME PAGE

CASA DE CHUPACABRA


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