#94: FLYING MONKEYS
Little is known about these evil creatures from THE WIZARD OF OZ, but let me tell you one thing. They're scarier than Hell! I was lucky enough to interview NIKKO, the head Flying Monkey from the 1939 classic film and ask why they are so damn freaky.
ROBERT: How exactly did the first Flying Monkey come to be?
NIKKO: Either a monkey had sex with a chicken, or a chicken boffed a monkey, we haven't quite figured it out yet.
ROBERT: Well why did you hang out with THE WICKED WITCH, what did she ever do for you?
NIKKO: Are you kidding? She's hot. She had a crazy thing for monkeys with wings and we were more than willing to oblige. We worked for her in exchange for hot free witch sex.
ROBERT: Yikes, that's disgusting.
NIKKO: Hey, who are you to judge? You're the one taking pictures of ice cream bars floating in your toilet.
ROBERT: Uhh...okay. So what do you think about being #94 on the Top 100 Monsters list?
NIKKO: Oh wow...big honor. I'm a notch above MOTHRA and I'm more popular than some monsters on cereal from THE FREAKING SEVENTIES.
ROBERT: Well, it's not like you've had much work since that first movie.
NIKKO: Well that witch died so there's no much else for us to do, is there? What about us? I was offered a part in that HBO series OZ, but it involved a brutal shower rape scene that I wasn't really willing to do.
ROBERT: Well thanks for your interview, and congratulations for making the list!
NIKKO: Whatever, I got to go find me a flying banana. Later.
Several of the actors who played Flying Monkeys played munchkins in the WIZARD OF OZ film, too.
Flying Monkey Shopping Zone
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