I'm proud to announce the debut of a new comic strip, The Adventures of No-Eyelid-Man!  Some folks have said that there's no original ideas left in comics, but I'm here to tell you all that's just absolutely not true.  I hope you enjoy reading this strip with an excitement that hasn't been seen since Superman first appeared in Action Comics #1 back in 1939.

So without further adieu, I present to you...