What's That Wookie For?

retroCRUSH is proud to present Naughty Joke Photo-Funnies featuring some of the biggest and brightest celebrities in the Universe. Today's joke, "What's That Wookie For?" is brought to you by Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, and Chewbacca.


VANILLA ICE: Yo, Hammer...word to your mother! What's that wookie for?

HAMMER: Oh, he's great, Vanilla. He does a really special trick. Here, let me show you.



HAMMER: See I just hit him over the head with this big stick...

HAMMER: And he'll give me oral pleasure!
VANILLA: Damn!
CHEWBACCA: Grrroooonnnnnnngggk! SLURP SLURP SLURP!


HAMMER: Oh yeah! Here it comes! You can touch this! MMMMMMMMM... PROPER! So Vanilla, you wanna give this a try?


VANILLA: Sure...just don't hit my head that hard!


MARGE: Excuse me, but on behalf of retroCRUSH, please accept my apologies for that awful joke!

RAM MAN: My name is RAM MAN.

MARGE: Enough of the potty mouth, sir. I'm trying to make amends.

RAM MAN: No seriously, my name is RAM MAN.

MARGE: What a horrible name. And you call yourself a Master of the Universe.

RAM MAN: Hey...it beats FISTO!

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