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100 |
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Celine Dion
it's bad enough that she looks like a creature from The Dark
Crystal, and sings like some sort of helium huffing harpy, but to
release a CD with special copy protection that crashed your computer
when you played it was just insane. Of course the sweet
justice of overcoming the multi-million dollar anti-piracy
technology by drawing a line on it with a black marker was
wonderful. |
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99 |
 |
John Edward
phony psychic cons millions with his "talk to dead people" show
"Crossing Over". I wish he'd cross over into the opposing lane
of traffic so he could talk to those dead people up close. |
|
98 |
 |
Moussaoi
the accused terrorist involved with the 9/11 attacks is having a
surprisingly tough time with his "America is the great Satan, death
to all" defense |
|
97 |
 |
Corporate Bankruptcy
yeah, nothing's more fair in the marketplace than a multi-billion
company, who cooks their books, declares bankruptcy, then gets to
return to the marketplace and compete against their rivals with no
debt! Say goodbye to responsibility. |
|
96 |
 |
Shii
Ann Huang this
Survivor 5 participant turned out to be one of the most annoying
people to ever be on TV. Blamed other tribe members problems
with her on racism, discounting the fact that she was simply an
irritating bitch. |
|
95 |
 |
Star Jones
well, now we know what happened to the Mom on "Good Times" |
|
94 |
 |
Attack of the Clones
George Lucas continues to under whelm with this 2 hour toy commercial
that had to resort to a light saber duel with Yoda to get people to
buy a ticket. You know the movie sucks when you're hoping for
more Jar Jar Binks scenes. |
|
93 |
 |
Liam Gallagher
quite possibly the most boorish man to ever walk the earth.
Though his group, Oasis, hasn't had a hit in years, he still behaves
as if he's bigger than The Beatles. After brawling in a German
hotel, the police beat the crap out of him and knocked out his front
teeth. Way to go, Germany! |
|
92 |
 |
Celebrity Boxing
maybe I could see the charm in Danny Bonaduce vs. Barry "Greg Brady"
Williams, but with matchups like Vanilla Ice vs. Todd Bridges and
Horshack vs. Screech, the word "celebrity" has never been so
misused. At least we got a peak at Tonya Harding's awful new
breast implants. |
|
91 |
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Avril Lavigne
it's bad enough she can't even spell "April Lavine", but releasing a
song called "Sk8er Boi" is just the last straw. I thought we'd
seen the last of that sort of stuff when Prince stopped having hits.
|
|
90 |
 |
Rising CD Prices
yeah, what better way to combat music piracy? Just make new
CDs nearly $20.00 now! And they wonder why sales keep
declining. |
|
89 |
 |
North Korea
it's bad enough they're flexing their nuclear muscle, but the
thought of a new version of M*A*S*H* is scarier than Armageddon!
I think we need to send Alan Alda over there to bore them into
surrender. |
|
88 |
 |
The
World Cup yup, for
another month you get to hear all the soccer fans in America preach
on and on about how soccer is more popular than ever and is going to
be our new national pastime, only to have everyone forget about it
again for another 4 years, once it's all over. The Elephant
Man scored more times than the average team in these snooze
festivals! |
|
87 |
 |
Scott Sullivan
WorldCom CFO was allegedly behind nearly $9 BILLION in overstated
revenue and other corporate shenanigans that resulted in a stock
price worth less than a gumball. |
|
86 |
 |
Opie and Anthony Hoopla
perhaps this radio show duo's prank that involved a sex act being
performed in the St. Francis cathedral in New York was going to far,
but the church's unified response and outrage was far more quick and
vocal than that for the molester priest scandals. |
|
85 |
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Madonna
stop....making....movies...please (and thanks for fucking up
Guy Ritchie as a good director, too) |
|
84 |
 |
Pro
Wrestling with
ratings at an all time low, the WWE (changed from WWF because the
World Wildlife Fund sued them), featured a groundbreaking
necrophilia angle complete with holding a handful of brains after
some coffin loving while the wrestler shouted, "I screwed her brains
out!" 3 words, "Bring Back LaParka!"
|
|
83 |
 |
Phil Donahue
his valiant return to talk television was welcomed by a watched by a
whopping 4 people, all of which were watching the studio monitors at
the time because they were in the production room. |
|
82 |
 |
Christopher Lowell
If this guy were any more gay, he'd be married to Liza Minelli.
Kudos are due, however, for bringing the stylish "General Zod" look
back to the mainstream. |
|
81 |
 |
Al
Gore spends the year
criticizing Bush's every move, only to announce he's not running for
President next time. Of course with all the royalties he gets
for inventing the internet, why should he waste his time? |
|
80 |
 |
David Blaine
since when did standing on a pole for 2 days then falling off it
become "magic"? You know it's bad when you'd actually prefer
to watch Siegfreid and Roy. |
|
79 |
 |
The
Rally Monkey this
unofficial California Angels mascot became infinitely more annoying
when he actually worked! Now we'll have to see this stupid guy
for another whole year! |
|
78 |
 |
Scientology
call me crazy, a religion endorsed by Tom Cruise is bad enough, but
when you work your way up the system to find out the Earth used to
be called "Teegeeack" and was ruled by an evil space alien named "Xenu",
I think it's time to switch to something a little less crazy, like
Santeria! |
|
77 |
 |
Ellen from Apple's Switch Ads
wow! Get someone even more drugged up and unstable than Steve
"The Dell Guy" to push your computers, that's a great advertising
plan. |
|
76 |
 |
Andrew WK
with his songs, "It's Time To Party", "Party Hard", "Party 'til You
Puke", "Fight for your Right to Party", "Party All The Time", "It's
My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To", "Party 2 Electric Boogaloo" and
"Party Hard Dance Remix", I think it's safe to say that he likes to
party. |
