BEEF: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!
Hey, folks! Robert here with a gem of an article from longtime retroCRUSH pal, Randy! We're both big fans of lileks.com and his Gallery of Regrettable Food, and in the great tradition of that site, we wanted to present a great collection of beef photos Randy found in a thrift store cookbook.
Growing up my mom use to cook with ground beef all the time. I never quite knew what exactly was in this mysterious ground substance, but somehow she made this gray looking, blood dripping stuff into Tacos, Hamburgers, Meat Loaf, and Hamburger Pie.
I'm use to the occasional Angel Food Bundt cake, but somehow a Bundt Meat Loaf sounds really disgusting.
Just when you thought you'd eaten it all. Meatballs inspired by the Orient. Don't forget to order them the next time you go to "Good Chinese Food Restaurant."
Hey, Mom...what's for dessert? A Carrot & Cherry Meat Pie of course!
After eating all that meat you'd think you'd be satiated, but nooooo you have to "Go Gay with Cheese".
Doesn't everything taste better on buns? Good luck trying to squish these two together without all the oozy cheese & stringy spaghgetti dribbling out.
Serve this stuffed beef Cabbage to a family of four and you'll have enough gas to power a small nation.
HAY GUYS!!! If you liked this article try these great retroCRUSH food classics!
-The Ideas With Meat Cookbook, an old 1940s pamphlet about the wonders of flesh from the American Meat Institute. Finally a sweetbreads recipe you can trust!
-Offensive Snacks of Yore, a fun look at foods with racist characters as their spokespersons
Scarred Me For Life, a look at the fast food industry, and how a
childhood incident with Ronald McDonald traumatized me to this day!