YIKES! PIPE CLEANER PORN!
A startling erotic discovery at my wife's late aunt's house

My wife's aunt passed away recently, and last week we took some time with other family members to go through various things in her home.  I found some cool 60s "Adam" magazines (a bawdy gentleman's pinup mag from the 60s, that I'll feature here separately), and a few other curiosities, but nothing prepared me for this.

We came across this can of SKOAL.  We never knew her aunt to chew tobacco, so it was a weird item to find.  It sounded like something other than chew was inside, though, so I opened it up to see what it was.

Holy crap!  It's a pipecleaner man, wacking his giant pipecleaner cock!  The poor guy has been jackin' in that SKOAL can for years, with nothing more than the back of The Statue of Liberty's embossed face to look at.  She was a pretty conservative lady, so I was surprised to find it, but I figured it was just some goofy thing she came across at a craft fair.  She maybe even just got it as a naughty gift, and just hid it away after she had a little giggle.  Or did she...

Not too far away, I came across 2 more that were in a sort of pre-production status.  Yep, she decided to make a couple of her own.  I'm not sure if she was trying to do a full fledged line of masturbating pipe cleaner men before she died, but its nice to see that her dreams were big.

-Robert
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