WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER

Robert Berry and Bradley Mason Hamlin will be bringing you the goods
TWO RETROCRUSH BOOKS, NEW SHIRTS, AND SECRET ADVENTURES COMING SOON

I'm very excited to announce that in late 2008 we'll be publishing not one but TWO different retroCRUSH books! The first book, simply titled RETROCRUSH will be a fun bathroom reader collection of random retro fun that will blow your mind. It'll have all new features, tons of artwork and crazy surprises throughout. We'll have some pre-order information and savings soon! Our second book is a work of humor fiction that will both blow your mind and make you laugh your ass off (and I've seen some of your asses, so that's a good thing). I'm going to remain tight-lipped about the story because it's that great, but there are more zombies in it than you can count! And lastly, after a year long drought, we're bringing back some great retroCRUSH shirts, so watch out for those. But biggest and best of all, we're working with Brad Hamlin over at Mystery Island to bring you an amazing new secret adventure, so the fun just isn't going to stop. It's definitely going to be the next big thing, and you'll be able to get in on it "way back when".

THE RETROCRUSH COMIC STRIP ARCHIVE

I've dug up a "gold mine" (gold meaning crap) of comic strips from about 10 years or so ago that I did that I thought would be funny to feature here again. They're pretty fucking horrible, and offensive, but maybe, just maybe, you can get a laugh or two.