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retroRANDY REVIEWS THE 1971 "NEEDLE & CRAFT" CATALOG

Every once in awhile I come across some freakish fashion from the 70's that I can't keep to myself. Without further adieu I bring you a parade of Horrific Hats tailored with "Needlecrap" in 1971 from the foxy, fine old Ladies Home Journal.


The perfect "Cat in the Hat" inspired Gay Pride Outfit.


I love Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna...


Baby Big Bird and Cookie Monster On Ice!  It's never too early to break your kids in to the furry lifestyle. 
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"Come along, Inga! I will now show you how we kill for Swedish meatballs!"


Holy Sonny & Cher! I tell you I was forced at gun point to wear this Ren Faire inspired Clothing!
Some people claim that this is proof that the original Big Bird was killed years ago by Evil Bert & made into a vest.


Reminds me of a Scottish Strawberry Shortcake. I wonder what she'd smell like if I scratched her in the right place?


Welcome to Coon Blaster Cavern: You may get splattered with Racoon guts during this ride. We are not responsible for massive crotch itch or PETA members who may gut you alive in retaliation for enjoying this ride!


You, too, can make your children the laughingstock of their school. Just send $19.95 and we'll also send you this second red "Ninja" crochet hat absolutely free! Also doubles as the cheapest Power Ranger outfits ever made.


In the 70's they didn't need no stinkin' belt loops, and many women proudly gave birth while squatting in skirts!


Lookie here! Leg warmers for your arms, hands, and breasts.


This simple Mime outfit with patented Hickie Guard protection is certain to keep any rapist, Burt Convy, large animals, or potential boyfriends from ever approaching you.


More like "Little HO Peep"... am I right, folks?


From the Siegfried and Roy collection!  Is it just me, or is that tiger staring at her tits?


Beware the enchanting, but dangerous Flasher Forest. 
Watch out, milady, ribaldry is afoot!


And finally the famous "Weave-O-Beaver" coat made popular in Europe throughout the 1970's. The odd thing is after this woman stripped naked you couldn't tell if she was still wearing the coat.

 

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