Every once in awhile I come across some freakish fashion from the 70's that
I can't keep to myself. Without further adieu I bring you a parade of
Horrific Hats tailored with "Needlecrap" in 1971 from the foxy, fine old
Ladies Home Journal.
The perfect "Cat in the Hat" inspired Gay Pride Outfit.
I love Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna...
Baby Big Bird and Cookie Monster On Ice! It's never too early to break
your kids in to the furry lifestyle.
(NOTE: retroCRUSH endorses the extermination of all furries, write to
your Congressman now and tell him you support the Anti-Furry act sponsored
by John McCain!)
"Come along, Inga! I will now show you how we kill for Swedish meatballs!"
Holy Sonny & Cher! I tell you I was forced at gun point to wear this Ren
Faire inspired Clothing!
Some people claim that this is proof that the original Big Bird was killed
years ago by Evil Bert & made into a vest.
Reminds me of a Scottish Strawberry Shortcake. I wonder what she'd smell
like if I scratched her in the right place?
Welcome to Coon Blaster Cavern: You may get splattered with Racoon guts
during this ride. We are not responsible for massive crotch itch or PETA
members who may gut you alive in retaliation for enjoying this ride!
You, too, can make your children the laughingstock of their school. Just
send $19.95 and we'll also send you this second red "Ninja" crochet hat
absolutely free! Also doubles as the cheapest Power Ranger outfits ever
In the 70's they didn't need no stinkin' belt loops, and many women proudly
gave birth while squatting in skirts!
Lookie here! Leg warmers for your arms, hands, and breasts.
Mime outfit with patented Hickie Guard protection is certain to keep any
rapist, Burt Convy, large animals, or potential boyfriends from ever
More like "Little HO Peep"... am I right, folks?
From the Siegfried and Roy collection! Is it just me, or is that tiger
staring at her tits?
Beware the enchanting, but dangerous Flasher Forest.
Watch out, milady, ribaldry is afoot!
And finally the famous "Weave-O-Beaver" coat made popular in Europe
throughout the 1970's. The odd thing is after this woman stripped naked you
couldn't tell if she was still wearing the coat.