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The 1989 book, "Denim: To Die For" has a perfect title for these models wearing these crazy Denim creations.
RANDY: It was awful when people used to wear an entire outfit of the stuff from head to toe. I hated acid wash!
Yes, the worst was that weird shade of baby shit green acid wash. They
should have called them "colon-wash jeans."
ROBERT: You still see overweight ladies who enjoy
country music wearing this sort of stuff.
ROBERT: I'm too busy looking at her acid washed
ROBERT: More like Smelly Le Brock, am I right?
RANDY: It's like Samantha Fox just created a clone army!
ROBERT: The girl on the bottom left looks kind of like
Tina Yothers as a female!
ROBERT: Boy, if you weren't gay, I'd say you were bitter. These girls look like the ones Molly Ringwald would always be mad at in those John Hughes movies. Boy, what happened to him, anyway? First he was doing teen movies, then kid movies like Home Alone, then movies about infants (Baby's Day Out), until he left the human species altogether and did 101 Dalmatians. At this rate he's going to make a movie about fleas any day now.
RANDY: You've been saving that joke a while, haven't you.
RANDY: Should have kept saving it...
ROBERT: What's up with the brown smudges on his face he's passing off as whiskers?
ROBERT: I have the strangest urge to
ROBERT: Jeez, all those buttons look like medals.
The one on her left pocket was for advanced swallowing.
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