MEAT DISHES MEN LIKE
BEEF MONSTROSITIES THAT INSPIRE VEGANISM

Once again, our own Retro Randy gets the stomach juices flowing with an exciting look at "Dishes Men Like".

I betcha women feel downright unfeminine just looking at this runny beef stew. Nothing slides through a man faster than this meal except maybe a lubed up man, but that's another story altogether!

Welcome aboard The Colon Express!

After eating this, Marlon Brando was still hungry so he made his own original quickie combo by eating Gary Coleman wrapped in Bacon Strips.

Whoever thought wrapped bologna could look so pretty? Make everything classy with freakish jumbo cashews or a green olive slice on top.

Make sure to rinse this crap down with a refreshing glass of Clamato!


No meal is complete without Dog Vomit & Chocolate Pudding.

This "Genital Nibblins" pizza never quite took off.

An American Classic: Spud Lobster

-Randy Waage
randy@retrocrush.com