TRAILER BROCHURE MODELS
It pays to be a well-known
webmaster with great connections! Not only do you get impressive offers
from Nigerian royalty to help them move large amounts of cash into the US
on a daily basis, but your friends from other web sites will often share
hot and steamy pictures from old travel trailer brochures with you,
because they know you
are oh so lonely like to laugh at
that sort of thing. When Dan from
IMAGINARY WORLD sent me this brochure from Komfort Travel
Trailers, I began to get "Komfortable" indeed, if you know what I mean.
Back in the day, they liked to add a bit of a saucy side to their trailer
"Hi there, handsome! I'm
Suzie, and don't let these hot pants fool you. I'd like to take you
inside this trailer, show you its swingin' features, and get you to buy
it. I know a stud like you enjoys the finer things in life, and this is
just the thing for a foxy dude like you! Let me open up my door and take
you into this steaming hot box of luxury, if you know what I mean!"
"Don't listen to her, I'm
the one you really want to buy this trailer from. Why just look at the
way my fingernails glide over these twin firm smooth propane tanks.
They're just full of pressure and ready to explode, if they get too hot to
handle, if you know what I mean!"
"Hey there, big-guy! Not
only does this trailer come with the finest lineloeum, corkboard with
plywood stickering finish, and a state of the art clock that features
numbers that actually flip down in front of your eyes, but you can cool
down with a beverage from my ice-box. Whoops, I just dropped something,
let me bend over here and pick it up. I like to cool off with a drink
when I'm getting too hot, if you know what I mean!"
"Forget that tramp,
darling. I'm going to change into a sexy blue dress and cook you some
bread. Would you help me knead the dough? Oh yes, the way you work it
with your hands, it's gonna rise really good. Let's put this bun in the
oven and watch it cook, if you know what I mean!"
"Wow. That was the best
tasting bread I've ever had. Why don't you sit down with me on the couch,
and let's talk more about financing. Mmmmm...your legs look extra strong
on this barf-textured couch print. Aren't the cushions here nice? I
sure would like it if you'd put your hands deep into these cushions and
dig around for some spare change, if you know what I mean!"
"Enough of that shameless
hussy. Listen, let's talk this over some wine, empty cereal bowls, and
oval candle holders. I love the shape of those candle holders. I know
this might sound weird, but they actually taste pretty good. If you just
flick your tongue against the top inside part, with the sides against your
lips, it's...ohhh, incredible. I'd sure like to watch you do that, while
I grab your ears, if you know what I mean!"
"Who needs wine, when
you've got Tang. Would you like to taste my Tang? It's a bit sticky but
it's oh so sweet. They say Tang came to space with the astronauts. Well,
I'd sure like it if you came into my Tang space, if you know what I mean!"
"Oh enough of that. Maybe
we can play some games. Do you like cards? My favorite card games are
"Poke-her" and "Pee-Knuckle", if you know what I mean!"
"I sure would like it if
you'd get in this shower, tie me up, and sing Peter Frampton songs, if you
know what I mean!"
naughty. How about you take this hairbrush and help me untangle my hair,
if you know what I mean!"
"Oh dear...it looks like my
clothes disappeared. Whatever am I going to do? What's that, you want to
"have sex with me?". GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERT BEFORE I CALL
"Listen, I've been
thinking, I'd like to take this "transaction" further, but frankly I'm
sick of being subservient to the whims of asshole guys like you. Can't a
girl sell a trailer anymore without everyone thinking she's some sort of
Trailer Tramp? Get the hell out of here, and don't come back until you
can treat a lady with respect!"
"What's up, buddy? Hard
day? Hey, let me take you inside this camper and show you my power tool,
if you know what I mean!"