JUGGALOS 4 LIFE!
A SINCERE APOLOGY TO INSANE CLOWN POSSE FANS
100 Annoying Things of 2003 list (see #46), I made fun of Insane
Clown Posse and their fans, known as Juggalos. I have to say
that I was completely unprepared for the response I was about to
receive. To say that Juggalos love ICP is an understatement.
But while I originally cast these passionate fans off as the
retarded underbelly of society, I was struck by the thought
provoking, intelligent, and extremely well written emails I got from
Juggalos across the world. I apologize sincerely for offending
anyone, and I hope these emails serve as a testament to the creative
genius behind this remarkable duo and their fans. I'll just
let the messages speak for themselves, and thanks to
for submitting the artwork used in this article.
From: laurel holloway
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 4:49 PM
Subject: ur so harsh
yea, i would like to say, that everything at the gay website that u
established was ok, but when you said somethin about insane clown
posse, im sorry, but you insuletd me. Your little message about ICP
was put on the website faygoluvers.net you know, ur about annoying,
#1 annoyin thing, a total dick head who wants to try an make people
laugh, but isnt one bit of being funny. yea dont do that shit,
hopefully icp wont see that, they will probably not care because
they are the most hated band in the world, but i do have to say,
that for someone who wants to make fun of insane clown posse, its
about time that people realize that insane clown posse isnt bad, but
its little pricks like you, that want them to feel bad about being
around. well the family only has one thing to say to you, an the
rest of the bigot fucks in the world, FUCK YOU l8er ha8er
From: Kevin McKenzie
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 4:59 PM
Subject: About your most annoying list...
"...and bankrupt? I'm sure they make more money in a year then you
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 5:16 PM
Subject: (no subject)
I would just like to say that you guys have no life to even put have
the stuff you did on this list. Attack what you can but hte wicket
clowns will never die, no matter how much you do to them
Ps. I have a mind to speak so don't try me
From: Andrew Elliott
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 6:21 PM
Subject: Excuse me sr.
My Name is Andrew, and I'm one of those "retarded" Juggalos, you
seem to loath so much. I have 2 part time jobs, an OAC dipolimia,
and am half through college.
I've been a fan of ICP, and
psycopathics records for years, and you would be hard put not to
find some sign or symbol of the clowns on my body at any given
point. As far as ICP being retarded, I question how familair you are
with them or there music outside of maybe "Homiez", or a couple
tracks off "The Great Milnko". Have you heard Zug Izland's debute
album, Crack Tiles? You know who wrote those lyrics? Violent J! ICP
has put out the longest series of concepts albums I've ever heard,
signed some ground breaking artists, and completly rocked any show
I've been too. Listen, I don't want you to change your mind on ICP.
In fact if I ever saw a hater change too a Jugahoe I would call
them out on it so quick, there neck would snap when there head
spins. Frankley you can keep hating and be an anti-Juggalo, but
don't expect that a few retards like me, won't disagree with you.
From: Juggalo 4 Life
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 6:25 PM
Recently i viewed your "100 worst things of 2003" and wow, who makes
up the "worst things"? i mean instead of saying "100 worst things of
2003" you should say "100 worst things of 2003 according to our
crappy critics that think they actually know whut there talking
about". Its your opinion, and my opinion of your opinion says you
guys are no talent wannabe's, you want to be like some other big
site when in reality your nothing so you pick on 100 people and
shows. Theres so many people or things on your list that are very
popular but im not even gonna spend time ranting on about my own
opinions and views like you did. Anyways tell the people that
created that to get lives, seriously i think you could come up
with something better than your own crappy opinions, you know
you guys love micheal anways right? You missed the number one worst
thing of 2003 by the way, it should have been RetroCrush.com.
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 7:32 PM
Subject: most annoying in 2003
dear sir or madaam,
who the fuck do you think you are? making some list of the top 100
most annoying things of 2003. you have the dumbest shit on there
that shouldnt be on thier, like france hatred, ICP, Crank yankers
and many other things. who the hell are you to say something is
annoying?? anyways ICP has been around a lot longer than just last
year. you are dumb as hell and you should stop talkin shit about
something that you dont know about. burn in hell and dont forget
to fuck off, BITCH!!!
From: Stephen dutcher
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 7:38 PM
Please Read This You Might Learn Somthing.
Ok man what the fuck who are you or your comittie ( who ever made
this list with you ) to tell millions of juggalos including me that
we are lissing to one of the most annoying groups in the world. and
if there so god damn annoying than why do they have the most divoted
fans in the world? ...at least juggalos are smart enugh to
figure that one out. We are smart enugh to think out side the box
of mtv and raido we are brave enugh to go against that shit unlike
the rest of you sheep.
Smart enugh indeed!
From: Aaron Sheppard
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 7:49 PM
Subject: a concern
alright i was reading over THE 100 MOST ANNOYING THINGS OF 2003 and
well being a juggalo myself i would like to say "fuck off" "don't
get me started on juggalos" hey man us juggalos arent posting shit
makin fun of your lame ass music or going "Don't get me started on
RetroCRUSH" so until u make a song half as fresh as icp, twiztid,
ABK, blaze, Esham, Zug Izland, or Jumpstead can dont run ya mouth!!!
From: hack seventeen
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 8:46 PM
HEY!.....just who the fuck you tihnk you are, you coudlnt fuckin
make it in the music bussiness so why the fuck you gotta judge shit,
on top of that, what problem you got with juggalos?, for one your
wouldnt say shit to my or any ther juggalos face about shit, you'd
bow down like a bitch and jump on our every command because your a
dumb bitch, and if by some chance you had a pair of balls and
said something to us, you'd get your trendy bitch ass stomped, find
a fuck mate bitch
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 9:57 PM
Subject: ur 100 top bullshit list
dude u got some issuses... please die.
From: Serial Strangla
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 10:04 PM
Subject: Your "THE 100 MOST ANNOYING THINGS OF 2003" list.
First off I would like to say that I have no intent of being rude or
insulting in this email just that I would like to submit to you a
few thoughts and questions and I sincerely hope that you take the
time to read this.
So you don't like I.C.P. uh? Tell me how many of their albums or
songs have you listened to? Can you even name of of their albums or
songs? I doubt it. I assume your a bit on the old side right. And I
suppose you look at I.C.P. and say 'oh thats retarded, guys in clown
paint rapping about killing people and throwing faygo all over
people at their concerts.' right? And I'll admit it is on the
unusual side but whats wrong with that? I'm currently 18, about to
turn 19. I started listening to I.C.P. when I was about 10 or 11.
Now I don't know about you and how you were raised but I had little
to no friends threw my entire live until the light of the Dark
Carnival shed upon my life. Because of I.C.P. I have friends
that I would die for. I've been walking threw my local mall and saw
a ninja with a Riddlebox(one of I.C.P.'s albums) tshirt on getting
beat on by about 5 jock type ninjas. And I tell you now I didn't
even think twice about jumping in thare and beating them du! des
asses, just to have another Juggalo's back. Turns out that he was a
Juggalo brother and me and him are still tight today. I've been in
the same position and ninjas jump in and they got my back. That's
what being a Juggalo is. It's like having thousands of brothers,
sisters, and best friends that you meet on a daily basis.
If I.C.P. is so horrible why is it that they have been around and
putting out the flavor for over 10 years now? They have no MTV play,
no radio play, and no mainstream help. They put themselves on the
map and they did what they wanted. I sit here now and tell you that
I have never felt better or more loved than last July at The
Gathering of the Juggalos. 5,000+ ninjas and I felt like I knew
each and every one of them and I wasn't afraid to be myself.
I've never laughed harder than when I watch Big Money
Hu$tla$(I.C.P.'s movie). And I never wanted to do high flying acts
of amazement like I do when I watch JCW(I.C.P.'s wrestling
As I sit here, listening to Shangri-La, and reflecting upon my
life with the Dark Carnival I'm actually bringing up tears man.
I.C.P. has been such a major part of my life for so long I can't
imagine what I would have become without them. I.C.P. has
given me a home, hope, and a family.
From: Joshua Gonzalez
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 10:14 PM
your a fuckin fag. dissin on the okalnad raiders and ICP... i think
ur the most annoying thing cause u bitch about everything. bitch and
moan, bitch and moan...... FAG man if i knew you and shit i would
definetaly kick ur ass. it just pisses me off that i cant do
anything though cause its just the internet... but fuck u Raider
Ya Homie Maniac
p.s. shut the fuck up and quit bitchen
From: Eric McQuade
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 10:19 PM
Subject: I really enjoyed your Top 100 list....
......you fucking faggot. Your jokes are fucking pathetic. You
were clearly born to be killed. If you ever come to Massachusets
look me up. I'll beat the shit out of you for the hell of it.
Then piss on your face. Your just a nerdy fucking piece of shit who
thinks working on a web site will get you laid. It won't.
Learn to suck your own dick fast buddy. And try saying what you said
about ICP and Juggalos to the next Juggalo you see. I fucking dare
you, bitch. I have no respect for people like you. Now go drink
your fucking herbal tea and light some incense cock whore.
- Juggalo 4 l
(Yeah, I know this shit is immature. Blow me. Don't bother
responding. I wont read it. You can write it though if it makes you
feel better.)Oh, and polyphonic ringtones are the shit,fucker.
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 1:51 AM
Subject: icp fan
You are a damn stupid idiot!
You insulted me and all the other icp fans out there. What for?
You think you are so clever? You are not even funny.
From: tom rogers
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 3:45 AM
Subject: i have a question....
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU KNOW ANY JUGGALOS, AND WHO THE
FUCK ARE YOU TO JUDGE A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND THEIR INTELLIGENCE.....
YOU ARE FUCKING IGNORANT. CALLING JUGGALOS UNINTELLIGENT IS JUST
ABOUT AS STUPID AS CALLING ANY OTHER "GROUP OF PEOPLE WITH THE SAME
INTEREST IN MUSIC" UNINTELLIGENT. HOW ABOUT FUCKING COUNTRY MUSIC
AND THEIR FOLLOWERS, SURE THEY ARE ALL IMBRED, FUCKING RACIST, PUNK
ASS BIGOT, TRASHY WHITE FOLKS, BUT I CAN NOT JUDGE THEIR
INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE AS A GROUP, SURE THEY ALL LIKE COUNTRY, BUT
THEY EACH HAVE THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL ACCADEMIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS
AS PEOPLE...... SO IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO EVEN HAVE READ THIS
FAR..............FUCK YOU, KEEP YOUR OPPINIONS ABOUT PEOPLE TO
YOURSELF, AND SUCK A DICK...... THAT IS ALL. AND FROM ONE JUGGALO
WHO IS NOT VOID OF INTELLIGENCE,
I'M OUT Y'ALL!!
CLOWN LUV AND JUGGALOS TIL DEATH.......
PS- YOU SAY ANY SHIT LIKE YOU POSTED ON YOUR WEBSITE TO A JUGGALO'S
FACE.... AND YOU'D GET YA FUCKIN' GRILL BUSTED.........don't
say i didn't warn you...... :)
From: jessica holliday
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 5:44 AM
the #1 MOST ANNOYING THING IS THAT the people who wrote this article
spend all there time dissing other people to make themselfs feel
better. how many icp songs did you listen to 1. and I bet you wont
go to a ICP concert and call the juggalos stupid. your just yet
anthoer shit talker on a faceless stage, the internet.
GET A LIFE.
From: James Gurlock
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 3:28 PM
Subject: I enjoyed ur list
Are u a fucking retard ur the biggest fucking shit ever, have u even
seen any of the movies u trash alot kangaroo jack is a fucking
hilarious movie u little shit not to mention that bad boys 2 is
the fucking best movie ever... Do u hate everyone??? U have no
reason for being such a fucker except u probably look like a
fucking cross between gollum and dolby the fucking house elf (u
know who the fuck im talking about u little shit). Ur probably
from bulgaria arnt u, only someone from bulgaria is so fucking
gay no wonder u hate everyone, everyone hates ur ugly face and ur
country u little SHIT!
From: Brendan Boyle
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 2:23 PM
Subject: 2003 countdown
there is something really wrong with you mother fucker. first off
you had some goos choices but makin fun of dead people and people
that can kick your scranny little ass, you are one dumb mother
fucker. I dont say this really at all, but you need to crash your
little pice of shit car in to a fucking tree and die!
From: steve costa
Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 11:44 AM
Subject: top 100 of 2003
Hello, I liked your little list except for the one you talked about
ICP and The Juggalos. Do not start a war with the juggalos. We
will make you like a living hell. Why don't you talk shit about
that asshole Eminem? Because 10 years from now The Insane Clown
Posse will still be around and Slim Shady will be passed out on the
floor of some fuckin crack house.
Are you a comedian or something do you open, feature or headline at
any comedy clubs? Or do you just talk shit on the internet?
So fuck you,
Juggalos 4 life
I stand corrected, Juggalos.
Godspeed you brilliant diamonds of joy. You bring hope for the
NOTE: These responses are all the emails received
from ICP fans during Jan 26th through Jan 29th. No email was
left out, so those of you who think I only put the "intelligent"
ones up here are sadly mistaken.