CHRISTMAS EVIL!
I GOT GOT A CD WITH SATANIC PACKAGING THIS YEAR

I got some very nice gifts this year, and as usual, my sister came through with some really great ones.  After opening up the soundtrack to Team America: World Police, I stared at the joyous non-denominational beauty of this "Happy Holidays" CD Gift Wrap by Creative Publishing (Item #20100179), and see it's not non-denominational at all, but rather a front for Satan himself!  A closer look at the bells in the white squares says it all.

Hilarious!  How could that not be anything but a "666" on the side of that bell?  You know some bored staff artist just threw that on there to see if it'd slip through the cracks.  Now if I can just get my digital camera to capture that evil face in my Christmas tree (it's either Satan or Jm. J Bullock) then you'll really be scared.