FOOD ADVICE FROM CNN's WEBSITE
The web guys at CNN are comic geniuses! To
accompany their warning to stay away from feces tainted (those are
two great words to use together) spinach, they use a term made famous
in "Scared Straight" prison specials and many Scientology seminars.
The joke was only up for a short time
before it was replaced with the more informative "FDA: Don't Eat
The joke's even funnier when you
consider that E. coli is a risk from tossing salad in the first
Let's hope that there aren't any
outbreaks of sick chickens, otherwise CNN may be telling us how to
choke 'em all.