FIRST SURI CRUISE PICTURE
We're proud to feature the world's first look at Suri
Cruise. While most media outlets have had to settle for second
hand accounts from marginal sitcom stars as to whether or not the
baby even exists, we're proud to have procured an actual photo.
It was emailed to us last evening by a gentleman who was only
identified by his cryptic email address "firstname.lastname@example.org",
but I'm gonna go with it as authentic.
UPDATE: I've been informed that this photo may
possibly be from the '70s horror film "It's Alive", which makes it
even more mysterious, as Suri may have mastered time travel.