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ARTICLE ARCHIVE BABE GALLERY PODCASTS EMAIL - MESSAGE BOARDS

WORLD EXCLUSIVE!
FIRST SURI CRUISE PICTURE

We're proud to feature the world's first look at Suri Cruise.  While most media outlets have had to settle for second hand accounts from marginal sitcom stars as to whether or not the baby even exists, we're proud to have procured an actual photo.  It was emailed to us last evening by a gentleman who was only identified by his cryptic email address "rtrocrsh-sux!@fuckyou.biz", but I'm gonna go with it as authentic.

UPDATE: I've been informed that this photo may possibly be from the '70s horror film "It's Alive", which makes it even more mysterious, as Suri may have mastered time travel.

-Robert Berry
rberry@retrocrush.com