9. Indiana Jones sequel to feature Jar Jar Binks cameo
8. New "Spank the Wookie" Game for The Nintendo Wii
7. James Earl Jones is the new voice of C3PO
6. New line of lightsaber shaped dildos
5. Jabba The Hutt footage inserted into Willow: The Special Edition
4. Yoda's dialogue to be redubbed to sound less like Miss Piggy
3. A Star Wars porn film titled "Han Shoots First"
2. Will have advanced medical procedure to give him a chin
1. Something that shits on your childhood
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