Over on our Facebook, a bunch of friends went on a tear coming up with funny porn version of classic Star Wars character names. We all laughed pretty damn hard, and thought it was too good not to share with all of my buddies on retroCRUSH! Thanks to Robert, Tony, Jaime, Anya, Jewel, Nell, Woody, and Jenny for the fantastic suggestions (I think you’ll be happy not to have your last names associated with this article in Google searches!) So without further ado…

Grand Muff Tarkin
Lando Caljizzian
Hand Solo
C3P-Ohhhhhh!
Luke Skyfelcher
Salacious Cum
Kit Fisto
Cum Stained Bib Fortuna
Facial Windu
Analkin Skywalker
IG-8″
Wedge Antitties
Screwbacca
Choada
Oola-la
Grand Muff Diver
Male Organa
Jabba the Slut
Slit Fisto
Poundme Foradollah
Boba Fettish
Jug Jug Boinks
The Cram-more-ian Guard
The Sar-lick Pit
R2D-SCREW