I just recently joined the world of iPhone ownership, and have been dazzled with the wide variety of crazy ass games available for it. By accident, I stumbled on a truly bizarre work of art called Enviro-Bear. Featuring wonderfully clunky old school graphics from the Colecovision era, this treat lets you experience the joy of what it would be like if you were a bear driving a car.

At first play, it just seems like a non responsive joke, but once you figure out the tricks, it’s…well, it’s still a big crazy joke, but it’s worth a lot of laughs if you like totally crazy stuff. Definitely worth your 99 cents! retroCRUSH APPROVED!