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Hip Hop History: The Letter That Inspired Public Enemy’s “Black Steel In The Hour of Chaos”
November 3rd, 2011 
rberry Back in 1988, Public Enemy recorded “Black Steel In The Hour of Chaos”, a hardcore rap about in which Chuck D narrates his incarceration which culminates in a dramatic prison riot. For the longest time, this was thought to be a fictional dramatization, but I recently came across this 100% authentic letter from The Government [...]
Top 25 Dirty Versions of Star Wars Names
September 16th, 2011 rberry Over on our Facebook, a bunch of friends went on a tear coming up with funny porn version of classic Star Wars character names. We all laughed pretty damn hard, and thought it was too good not to share with all of my buddies on retroCRUSH! Thanks to Robert, Tony, Jaime, Anya, Jewel, Nell, Woody, [...]
Tags: Record Yourself Watching This Entire Video And Get A retroCRUSH SHIRT!
August 21st, 2011 rberry I stumbled on this video courtesy of longtime retroCRUSH Pal Slacker Lacker and am completely mesmerized. 6 full minutes of Skeletor laughing. It’s beautiful simplicity is both meditative and maddening. It may be the most honesty commentary on the government and our inability to love our fellow man that I’ve ever seen. Anyway, it’s inspired [...]
Add retroCRUSH on Facebook and Twitter
August 19th, 2011 rberry CLICK HERE to add us on TWITTER and CLICK HERE to add us on Facebook. Whee! What more can you want out of life. By the way, we’ll be doing regular updates starting tomorrow! retroCRUSH is back in full force at that very time! Share this article
Check Out Jennifer Landa’s Awesome Death Star Dress!
August 2nd, 2011 rberry The Official Star Wars Blog has a great feature on Jennifer Landa and her awesome Death Star Dress worn at this year’s Comic Con in San Diego. What they don’t mention is that it’s fully functional, and has a working trash compactor between her legs. CLICK HERE for the whole swell feature. Share this article
Han Solo and Chewbacca…Together Again!
July 28th, 2011 rberry Ha! Gotta love this bit Harrison Ford did for Jimmy Kimmel’s show. Though it would have been nice if they got Peter Mayhew and a better Chewbacca costume. Share this article
Happy Father’s Day
June 19th, 2011 rberry A friend of mine got this from his lovely daughter today, and I couldn’t resist sharing it. The odd thing is that his daughter is 24. Share this article
Horrible Fathers of The Bible
June 17th, 2011 rberry Amram A decree from an unknown Egyptian pharoah to kill all male Hebrew children spooks Moses’ mom Jochebed, so instead of running away and hiding, she takes the Jor-El approach and launches him into the Nile in a boat made of reeds as a much safer option. Amram, Moses’ pop, wasn’t even around to help, [...]
Introducing Boo Berry!
May 25th, 2011 rberry As cartoon ghosts go, Boo Berry was always a favorite of mine. He just has a nice look about him. As the 3rd entry in the General Mills monster cereals after Frankenberry and Count Chocula, he is a fun and unique character that is one of the all time great cereal mascots. In the commercial [...]