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	<title>retroCRUSH &#187; HUMOR</title>
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		<title>A Wretched Hive of Cum and Villany</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/11/a-wretched-hive-of-cum-and-villany/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 02:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know they had them. Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>Hip Hop History: The Letter That Inspired Public Enemy&#8217;s &#8220;Black Steel In The Hour of Chaos&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/11/hip-hop-history-the-letter-that-inspired-public-enemys-black-steel-in-the-hour-of-chaos/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/11/hip-hop-history-the-letter-that-inspired-public-enemys-black-steel-in-the-hour-of-chaos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in 1988, Public Enemy recorded &#8220;Black Steel In The Hour of Chaos&#8221;, a hardcore rap about in which Chuck D narrates his incarceration which culminates in a dramatic prison riot. For the longest time, this was thought to be a fictional dramatization, but I recently came across this 100% authentic letter from The Government [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 25 Dirty Versions of Star Wars Names</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/09/top-25-dirty-versions-of-star-wars-names/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/09/top-25-dirty-versions-of-star-wars-names/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 06:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[star wars porn names]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over on our Facebook, a bunch of friends went on a tear coming up with funny porn version of classic Star Wars character names. We all laughed pretty damn hard, and thought it was too good not to share with all of my buddies on retroCRUSH! Thanks to Robert, Tony, Jaime, Anya, Jewel, Nell, Woody, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Record Yourself Watching This Entire Video And Get A retroCRUSH SHIRT!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/08/record-yourself-watching-this-entire-video-and-get-a-retrocrush-shirt/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/08/record-yourself-watching-this-entire-video-and-get-a-retrocrush-shirt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 18:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[contests]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skeletor laughs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled on this video courtesy of longtime retroCRUSH Pal Slacker Lacker and am completely mesmerized. 6 full minutes of Skeletor laughing. It&#8217;s beautiful simplicity is both meditative and maddening. It may be the most honesty commentary on the government and our inability to love our fellow man that I&#8217;ve ever seen. Anyway, it&#8217;s inspired [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Add retroCRUSH on Facebook and Twitter</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/08/add-retrocrush-on-facebook-and-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/08/add-retrocrush-on-facebook-and-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 23:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[CLICK HERE to add us on TWITTER and CLICK HERE to add us on Facebook. Whee! What more can you want out of life. By the way, we&#8217;ll be doing regular updates starting tomorrow! retroCRUSH is back in full force at that very time! Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>Check Out Jennifer Landa&#8217;s Awesome Death Star Dress!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/08/check-out-jennifer-landas-awesome-death-star-dress/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/08/check-out-jennifer-landas-awesome-death-star-dress/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[death stat dress]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Official Star Wars Blog has a great feature on Jennifer Landa and her awesome Death Star Dress worn at this year&#8217;s Comic Con in San Diego. What they don&#8217;t mention is that it&#8217;s fully functional, and has a working trash compactor between her legs. CLICK HERE for the whole swell feature. Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>Han Solo and Chewbacca&#8230;Together Again!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/07/han-solo-and-chewbacca-together-again/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/07/han-solo-and-chewbacca-together-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha! Gotta love this bit Harrison Ford did for Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s show. Though it would have been nice if they got Peter Mayhew and a better Chewbacca costume. Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Father&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/06/happy-fathers-day/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/06/happy-fathers-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 16:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine got this from his lovely daughter today, and I couldn&#8217;t resist sharing it. The odd thing is that his daughter is 24. Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>Horrible Fathers of The Bible</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/06/horrible-fathers-of-the-bible/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/06/horrible-fathers-of-the-bible/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 03:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BOOKS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Bible]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Amram A decree from an unknown Egyptian pharoah to kill all male Hebrew children spooks Moses&#8217; mom Jochebed, so instead of running away and hiding, she takes the Jor-El approach and launches him into the Nile in a boat made of reeds as a much safer option. Amram, Moses&#8217; pop, wasn&#8217;t even around to help, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing Boo Berry!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/05/introducing-boo-berry/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/05/introducing-boo-berry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 06:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FOOD]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As cartoon ghosts go, Boo Berry was always a favorite of mine. He just has a nice look about him. As the 3rd entry in the General Mills monster cereals after Frankenberry and Count Chocula, he is a fun and unique character that is one of the all time great cereal mascots. In the commercial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Casper, The Friendliest Dead Kid You Know</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/05/casper-the-friendliest-dead-kid-you-know/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/05/casper-the-friendliest-dead-kid-you-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 19:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what to believe about the afterlife, but if Casper the Friendly Ghost is any indication, it&#8217;s got to be pretty fucked up. I mean, if a little kid dies and is doomed to roam the world asking people to be his friend, only to have them run away in sheer terror, what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not To Put To Fine A Point On It&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/04/not-to-put-to-fine-a-point-on-it/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2011/04/not-to-put-to-fine-a-point-on-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 21:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[birdhouse in your sould]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blue canary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[night light]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[they might be giants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thinkgeek]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow!  Hard to believe it took over 20 years for someone to actually make a blue canary in the outlet by the light switch! You can get one of these gems at ThinkGEEK for just $12.95. However if you&#8217;re thinking of using it as a lighthouse bulb, you&#8217;re just setting the poor guy up to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Am Totally Going To Hell</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/12/i-am-totally-going-to-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/12/i-am-totally-going-to-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 05:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yep&#8230; couldn&#8217;t resist, though. Merry Christmas! Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>COOKIE MONSTER UNLEASHED!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/11/cookie-monster-unleashed/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/11/cookie-monster-unleashed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 15:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this gorgeous picture of a fully monsterized Cookie Monster by Rhys Cooper. Comics Alliance is showcasing more of his inspired work, featuring fearsome takes on Oscar the Grouch, Animal, and Salacious Crumb. CLICK HERE to see the details, then click on through their link to visit his prints for sale site, too. Sadly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vintage 1997 STONE COLD vs GODZILLA</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/10/vintage-1997-stone-cold-vs-godzilla/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/10/vintage-1997-stone-cold-vs-godzilla/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 18:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha, I made this back in 1997 when I had a Geocities website called Weirdopalooza! I believe that crappy Austin figure is the very first one ever made. Oh the joys of playing with toys in your backyard, even when you&#8217;re too old to be doing it anymore. It&#8217;s hard to believe this is already [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUPER SNAKES!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/10/super-snakes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 06:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Can you identify these famous superhero snakes??? Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>See The Hottest Sexiest Comedians In The World Saturday!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/09/see-the-hottest-sexiest-comedians-in-the-world-saturday/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/09/see-the-hottest-sexiest-comedians-in-the-world-saturday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 05:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[RETRO BABES]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two of the best things going on in West Coast comedy are happening this Saturday Night in Sacramento as the ICUP Comedy Troupe and Keith Lowell Jensen team up to bring you an evening of sketch comedy, standup, and some of the most infectiously fun improv you&#8217;ll ever see. I had the all too short [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Hey, You Bald-Headed Mother F*CKER!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/08/hey-you-bald-headed-mother-fcker/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/08/hey-you-bald-headed-mother-fcker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 04:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[BRAD HAMLIN]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Watching Bart Simpson crank call Moe, messing with his head, brought back some silly childhood memories of being the same age and playing a similar sociopath phone game. I wasn’t as sophisticated in my crime or as clever as Bart, but I did my best. Once The Banana Splits show – with “Danger Island,” live [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spider-Squid!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/06/spider-squid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor squid, got bitten by a radio active sea-spider! Watch out for his evil enemies: Dr. Sperm Whale, The Green Grouper, and Electro-Eel! Another of the pictures I drew yesterday at Sacramento&#8217;s Indy Euphoria show. Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>SMURF CENTIPEDE!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/06/smurf-centipede/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/06/smurf-centipede/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Smurf Centipede]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I had a fun time drawing goofy and gross pictures at the Indy Euphoria show in Sacramento yesterday. From the reactions I got, I&#8217;m sure this would be a top selling t-shirt design, if there was a way around getting my pants sued off. If you don&#8217;t get the joke, consider yourself lucky, I guess! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cutest AT-AT Video You&#8217;ll Ever See</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/06/the-cutest-at-at-video-youll-ever-see/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/06/the-cutest-at-at-video-youll-ever-see/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 16:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MOVIES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[at-at]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hats off to Patrick Bovin for creating this short and charming masterpiece that animates an Empire Strikes Back AT-AT toy into a sweet little family pet. It&#8217;s done so fluidly and believably, that it&#8217;s easy to be convinced that it&#8217;s an actual cute robot running around, chasing squirrels. And Jabba The Hutt is most adorable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>POGs Comedy Sketch, Featuring Robert Berry!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/06/pogs-comedy-sketch-featuring-robert-berry/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/06/pogs-comedy-sketch-featuring-robert-berry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 15:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ICUP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pogs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=1393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I had a lot of fun filming this with Sacramento&#8217;s ICUP Comedy Troupe (live show tonight in Sacramento, CLICK HERE for details).  I play the dashing Gregg Danielson at about the 1:20 mark. Josh Dietz plays my lovely wife Bertha. I was frowning a lot during this scene because it was the only thing I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cheap (and mostly safe) Thrills of Childhood</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/05/the-cheap-and-mostly-safe-thrills-of-childhood/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/05/the-cheap-and-mostly-safe-thrills-of-childhood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 22:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=1327</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s fun to look back at all the cheap things we used to do as kids that felt so dangerous and cool for a cheap thrill.  Here&#8217;s a  a run down of the some of the more alluring choices for a quick buzz that I enjoyed. SELF-INFLICTED DIZZINESS It sure was fun to find a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An AT-AT Made of Bacon!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/04/an-at-at-made-of-bacon/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/04/an-at-at-made-of-bacon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FOOD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MOVIES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[at-at]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bacon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the empire strikes back]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;NUFF SAID! CLICK HERE to see the entire gallery and story behind it. Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>Juggalo News</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/02/juggalo/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/02/juggalo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[icp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insane clown posse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[juggalos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=1041</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is one of the funniest things I&#8217;ve seen in a while. Well, if you know about Juggalos, at least! Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>Listen to my pal Keith Lowell Jensen&#8217;s Comedy CD FOR FREE</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/12/listen-to-my-pal-keith-lowell-jensens-comedy-cd-for-free/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/12/listen-to-my-pal-keith-lowell-jensens-comedy-cd-for-free/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keith lowell jensen]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=748</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As as special holiday treat, we&#8217;re proud to announce that through special arrangement with lala.com, Keith Lowell Jensen&#8217;s comedy CD &#8220;To The Moon&#8221; can be streamed for free! Yep, you can listen to separate tracks or the whole damn thing! Plus you can buy the CD through the site. Unlike most free comedy CDs (and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Grandpa&#8217;s Open Letter to Rush Limbaugh (1993)</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/12/my-grandpas-open-letter-to-rush-limbaugh-1993/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/12/my-grandpas-open-letter-to-rush-limbaugh-1993/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rush limbaugh]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=716</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always had a special connection to my Grandfather Robert A Berry. I&#8217;m named after him and he was always a super cool guy. He passed away in late 1996 and my Grandmother Patricia followed him earlier this year. Going through some of her old things I found this wonderful letter her wrote to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YAYY! TWILIGHT NEW MOON OPENS TODAY! YAYYYY!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/11/yayy-twilight-new-moon-opens-today-yayyyy/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/11/yayy-twilight-new-moon-opens-today-yayyyy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MOVIES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twilight]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=583</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am so excited that the latest Twilight Movie is out. Mormon vampire novels are my favorite sub genre of tween Vampire fiction, and seeing Edward Cullen and his vampire buddies steam up the screen again is a pure delight! Usually I have to hang around Hot Topic all day and talk to fellow Twilight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Strange and Sick Truth of Stuart Little</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/11/the-strange-and-sick-truth-of-stuart-little/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/11/the-strange-and-sick-truth-of-stuart-little/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuart little]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=548</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the original 1945 book by E.B. White, Stuart Little is a mouse born into the little family. The HUMAN little family. As fun as this premise is, it does make you wonder what that birth scene was like in the hospital? Did she go in expecting to have a human baby and the surprised [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Humor In The Bible</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/humor-in-the-bible/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/humor-in-the-bible/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bible humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laughing jesus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=516</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If we are made in God&#8217;s image, then it would go without saying that God should have a sense of humor and like to laugh a lot. Why would appreciating a good joke and knowing how to have a good time be exclusive to us puny humans? That being said, it&#8217;s nearly impossible to find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Time Changes&#8230; Retro Robert Pictures</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/how-time-changes-retro-robert-pictures/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/how-time-changes-retro-robert-pictures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robert berry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=507</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a couple pictures I dug up from 2nd and 4th grade. The 2nd grade pic on the left is a classic. I remember thinking I was making a super cool face, and my Mom was mortified when the picture actually came home.  Hard to believe this crazy big bald guy used to be that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Superman and Aquaman Headbanging Makeout Party!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/superman-and-aquaman-headbanging-makeout-party/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/superman-and-aquaman-headbanging-makeout-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[COMICS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aquaman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[superman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=499</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Share this article]]></description>
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		<title>Interview with The Unknown Comic</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/interview-with-the-unknown-comic/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/interview-with-the-unknown-comic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[INTERVIEWS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the unknown comic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=453</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, folks!  When comedy star Francois Fly told me he got an exclusive interview with the legendary Unknown Comic, I was frothing at the mouth, begging him every day until we finally got it here, exclusively at retroCRUSH to share with the masses. I was a mere maggot, still going by the name of Frankie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Beat Up By Girls! My adventures in schoolyard fights&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/getting-beat-up-by-girls-my-adventures-in-schoolyard-fights/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/getting-beat-up-by-girls-my-adventures-in-schoolyard-fights/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fights]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=434</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am Robert&#8217;s utter lack of fighting skills I&#8217;ve been a smartass since day one. Teachers always loved me because I was a pretty good ass-kisser and was smarter than most of the other crayon-biters in my class, but that didn&#8217;t stop me from cracking stupid jokes like Mork From Ork on crack. I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cartoons and Cornflakes- The Bubblegum Bandits</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/cartoons-and-cornflakes-the-bubblegum-bandits/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/cartoons-and-cornflakes-the-bubblegum-bandits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FOOD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BRAD HAMLIN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dubble bubble]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=382</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“We’ll be twelve next year,” he said. “Yeah, so?” “You wanna live forever?” he asked. “Guess not.” We hid behind the summer bushes as the ugly cars sped up and down the hills of Highland Road.  The common wacky fun thing to do was to nail a hubcap with a rock.  Ping! That made the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE RETROCRUSH PLEDGE!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/the-retrocrush-pledge/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/10/the-retrocrush-pledge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Watch The Banana Splits flip like a pancake and pop like a cork Pull the levers on a Stay Alive game until you&#8217;re the sole survivor Hold the slime blob high in the air, until it drips down your whole arm Smash the blue boxer&#8217;s jaw with a perfect red-fisted uppercut Swish the bits of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blockbuster Video Doesn&#8217;t Quite Get &#8220;Occult&#8221;, Do They?</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/09/blockbuster-video-doesnt-quite-get-occult-do-they/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/09/blockbuster-video-doesnt-quite-get-occult-do-they/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 05:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SCARY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blockbuster]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled on this great display at Blockbuster last night in Sacramento! It&#8217;s not just mis-filing of DVDs by the employees, you can tell from the official printed sign that corporate is clueless, too.  Since when is Donnie Brasco or 300 an &#8220;occult&#8221; film? And even if they meant CULT film, they have stuff like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My In-Law&#8217;s House in Eureka &#8211; a retroCRUSH CLASSIC!</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/09/my-in-laws-house-in-eureka-a-retrocrush-classic/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/09/my-in-laws-house-in-eureka-a-retrocrush-classic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 05:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=248</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wrote this article almost 10 years ago. My wife&#8217;s mother has since passed away, but both of her parents had a pretty good sense of humor and laughed out loud reading this article after I wrote it. I&#8217;ll admit in the years that followed, it got straightened up quite a bit, but luckily her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Beat Up By Girls</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/08/getting-beat-up-by-girls/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/08/getting-beat-up-by-girls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=160</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am Robert&#8217;s utter lack of fighting skills I&#8217;ve been a smartass since day one. Teachers always loved me because I was a pretty good ass-kisser and was smarter than most of the other crayon-biters in my class, but that didn&#8217;t stop me from cracking stupid jokes like Mork From Ork on crack. I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. T&#8217;s Erotic Butter Tricks</title>
		<link>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/08/mr-ts-erotic-butter-tricks/</link>
		<comments>http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2009/08/mr-ts-erotic-butter-tricks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HUMOR]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://retrocrush.com/?p=56</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We now bring you another exciting installment of MR. T&#8217;S EROTIC BUTTER TRICKS!  And now, here&#8217;s your host&#8230;MR. T! &#8220;Greetings retroCRUSH suckas!.  You know, I pity the fool that doesn&#8217;t know how to take butter and have a good time.  I just got done watching DOUBLE AGENT 73 starring the lovely Chesty Morgan.  She plays [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dodgeball Dilemma</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[photo (c) 2004, 20th Century Fox NOTE: I wrote this article about 4 years ago, and thought in light of the great new Dodgeball movie, it was worth digging out again. You can&#8217;t grow up in America without basketball, football, or baseball playing a part of your life (or if you live in Australia, rugby, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Early Career As A Horror Writer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was in Mrs. Grovers&#8217; 1st grade class at Hunter&#8217;s Woods Elementary School in Reston, Virginia, we&#8217;d often get these little ditto paper assignments (why am I afraid none of you know what those are?), that would have a goofy picture, a premise question, and a bunch of space to finish writing the story. [...]]]></description>
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