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#25
GET SMART
COMPOSED BY IRVING SZATHMARY
(1965)
Get Smart, the brilliant spy genre parody show
from Mel Brooks that became a tremendous success in its own right
(lasting 5 years) is one of the more clever shows ever written.
The Bond-style theme song was composed by little known composer,
Irving Szathmary, who found the "Get Smart" theme to be his most
famous work. According to an entry in the Composer's and
Lyricists Database, "Irving
wrote one song that was a moderate hit, "Leave It to Love" which was
based on his instrumental "Time to Dance". His specialty was what he
called "symphonic swing", sometime "swingphonic swing...I first
became aware of him in 1940 when he made a batch of transcriptions
for Associated (Muzak). Many of them were marvelous instrumental
arrangements of songs like "Mood Indigo", "Tea for Two" and "Let's
Be Buddies". He also had arrangements of songs with a male vocalist
(Floyd Sherman), a female vocalist (unknown) and a seven member
vocal group called "The Seven Singing Serenaders". I did a
search on the Seven Singing Serenaders and found that they are all
long gone, with the exception of Swingin' Pops Molaro, who runs a
handkerchief shop in Universal City. It's a damn crime that
Get Smart isn't on DVD yet! You can listen to the two
version of the theme song if you
CLICK HERE.
#24
THE FLINTSTONES
COMPOSED BY HOYT S. CURTIN,
LYRICS BY WILLIAM HANNA AND JOSEPH BARBERA
(1960)
The Flintstones' theme is one of those perfect
rare TV themes with great lyrics and amazing music that are as cool
45 years later as the day they first appeared. Of course, the
words by Hanna and Barbera are immortal, but it's the music by Hoyt
S. Curtin that's the glue that holds it all together. Those
insane horns and percussion at the end are the stuff of legend.
Curtin really knew his way around the world of cartoon theme songs,
putting together the tunes to such immortal classics as Jonny Quest,
Top Cat, Wally Gator, The Jetsons, Josie and The Pussycats,
Superfriends, Hong Kong Phooey, and even The Smurfs. This god
of cartoon themes was even behind some of the more esoteric live
action work like C.H.O.M.P.S (a flick about a cyborg dog starring
Valerie Bertinelli), Kiss Meets the Phantom of The Park, and Love
American Style. Sadly Hoyt passed away in December of 2000.
CLICK HERE to
marvel at the giant list of his work, and you can read a 1999
interview with him at
this Jonny Quest site. CLICK HERE to read a very early
retroCRUSH article about
Flintstones Mysteries. And listen to all the different
Flintstones themes if you
CLICK HERE
(By the way, for years I always thought the line "courtesy of Fred's
two feet" was "courtesy of Fred's new Jeep"). And since we're
on the subject, I'm going to digress a bit and complain about those
damn Fruity Pebbles commercials with Fred and Barney. Why was
Fred such an ass about sharing his cereal with Barney? They
were best friends, next door neighbors, and even worked together,
but that bastard would never give up a bite of his cereal when
Barney came a knockin'. Only when Barney dressed up like a
monster or a famous rock star, would Fred be impressed enough to
share.
#23 THE BEVERLEY HILLBILLIES
COMPOSED BY PAUL HENNING (1962)
MUSIC BY LESTER FLATT and EARL SCRUGGS, VOCALS BY JERRY SCOGGINS
The Beverley Hillbillies theme has it all!
Great banjo music, a catchy tune, and a background story that tells
you everything you need to know. Just as Sherwood Schartz
created both The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island shows and themes,
Hillbillies creator Paul Henning penned the masterful lyrics to "The
Ballad of Jed Clampett". And getting the pedigree of bluegrass
legends Flatt and Scruggs to perform the thing was the TV theme
equivalent of finding The Holy Grail. Now top it off with the
gorgeous vocals of Jerry Scoggins (who just passed away last
December, RIP). According to the IMDB, Scoggins was working as
a stockbroker, only singing on weekends, when he was asked to sing
the theme. Scoggins worked with Gene Autry, and was a member
of The Cass County Boys. You can see some cool pictures of him
with Gene and some fun biographical information about his band if
you CLICK
HERE. The theme song was a "real life" hit, and reached
#42 on the charts back in 1962. Equally cool was the fun
closing theme, in which viewers were told to "have a heapin' helpin'
of their hospitality", followed with the charming, "Y'all come back
now, y'hear?" If you ever watched Cartoon Planet on The
Cartoon Network, the closing theme, sung by the loveably idiotic
Brak, has several butchered lines from the Hillbillies closing theme
as well (CLICK
HERE and look for "Cartoon Planet Closing Theme")
When I was a wee lad in elementary
school, we had a popular schoolyard sick parody version of the theme
song that went like this...
"Come
and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, always gave his family head
then one day he was shooting at some food
and up from the ground came a lady in the nude
(big tits...hairy bush)
Well the next thing you know, ol' Jed's in bed
Screwin' Ellie Mae 'til his balls were turnin' red
Here comes Granny with a hickory stick
Wackin' Jethro on the dick!"
There was even some variant that went
"..and then one day he was shootin'
by the falls
and up came a snake and bit him in the balls!"
My wife is insisting that it lowers
the quality of the site to put this here, but when I reminded her
that I once wrote about
My
Favorite My Little Pony Toys, she just shook her head in shame,
and made me sleep on the couch.
#22
BONANZA
COMPOSED BY JAY LIVINGSTON and RAYMOND B. EVANS
(1959)
Jay Livingston's theme to Bonanza is one of
the most memorable and rollicking Western themes of them all.
The composing team of Livingston and Evans (who're already on our
list for the theme to Mister Ed) also composed such classic songs as
"Mona Lisa" and "Que Sara Sara" together. Bonanza is one of
those timeless instrumentals, that sounds so perfect, but has a
version with lyrics that ranks among the worst songs! You
haven't lived until you've heard
Lorne Green sing this
tune. There's even a version sung by Johnny Cash floating around
there if you look hard enough. The original pilot of the show
actually had ALL the cast members singing the song, but it was
quickly changed to the instrumental by the time the series actually
started. The thought of Little Joe and Hoss singing is just
hilarious to me. If anyone knows where a sucker for punishment
like me can listen to it, please email me at
rberry@retrocrush.com.
You can
CLICK HERE to at least read how the lyric assignments were doled
out.
#21
THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW
COMPOSED BY HERBERT SPENCER and EARL HAGEN
(1960)
The site
Classic TV Themes quotes a TV interview with The Andy
Griffith Show composer Earl Hagen as saying, "I realized what
the show needed was a simple tune. So I spent all of 15 minutes
writing it. I called my bass player and drummer and we recorded it
in a little studio on Fairfax Avenue (in Hollywood.) I whistled the
tune myself..." This hastily created theme (known as "The
Fishin' Hole") is still one of the best. You can't help but
want to skip throw rocks and walk down a dusty trail with a string
of fish hanging over your shoulder after listening to it.
Hagen, who's also on our list for The Dick Van Dyke Show (#67) has
a ton of other great
themes under his belt, as well. For a swell look at Andy
Griffith's show, visit
TV Party's Multi-Page tribute. And to listen to all the
versions of the song and read the lyrics, visit
SITCOMS ONLINE.
#20
SPIDER-MAN
LYRICS BY PAUL FRANCIS WEBSTER, COMPOSED BY BOB
HARRIS
(1967)
The
defining cartoon of my childhood was Spider-Man. Though there's
been many animated versions of this great character, it's the 1966
version that I still think is the best. Sure, the animation cut a
lot of corners, but the storytelling, mood, atmosphere, and music
was unlike anything else on TV. And the song...oh the song.
The snazzy horns and drums composed by Bob Harris were present in
the whole show, but it's the fantastic lyrics by Paul Francis
Webster that make it one of the best cartoon songs ever written.
And do yourself a favor and find the version performed by The
Ramones. My son and I totally love rockin out to that one on
long trips (much to the dismay of my Edie Brickell lovin' wife!).
Getting Webster to write this song was a super coup for the
ultra-low budget cartoon, as he had several Academy Award winning
songs, and was used to working with the likes of Hoagy Carmichael,
Dorothy Dandridge, Shirley Temple, and Duke Ellington (to name just
a handful). I was driving down the street and saw this crazy
homeless guy with a "Will Work For Food" sign. I decided to take
him up on his offer and brought him back to the recording studio.
He offers a unique take on the classic 60s cartoon theme that I've
never heard before.
CLICK HERE
for a listen. Also, for a more in-depth look at the show, with
a ton of cool pictures, you can
CLICK
HERE for a nice 2003 feature retroCRUSH wrote about it.
#19 SIX FEET UNDER
COMPOSED BY THOMAS NEWMAN
(2001)
With all time classic film scores like American Beauty and The
Shawshank Redemption on his resume, Thomas Newman has established
himself as one of the more successful and original composers in the
business. Though he created the theme to the nearly forgotten
(and desperately needed on DVD) series from 1978, The Paper Chase,
his TV work has been pretty sparse. But his theme for HBO's
quirky and compelling Six Feet Under is incredible. Piano keys
that are smashed down as hard as they can start things off while
eerie wind instruments, string pluckings, and jangly sounding things
that I can't even begin to identify set the tone perfectly for this
drama set in a funeral home. With these "super acclaimed"
themes to his credit, it's fun to see that Newman has also worked on
some of the more down to earth 80s Genre films like Revenge of the
Nerds, Girls Just Want to Have Fun: The Movie, Desperately Seeking
Susan, and Real Genius. That's akin to finding out that
Hemingway used to write for Dynamte Magazine. You can listen
to a RealAudio NPR interview with Newman if you
CLICK HERE. And you can visit this
Six Feet Under Fan Site to listen to the theme.
#18
THE MUNSTERS (SEASON 2)
COMPOSED BY
JACK MARSHALL
(1964)
While The Addams Family is easily the superior TV show, I have to
give credit to second season of The Munsters for having a far
more kick-ass theme song . Though The Addams Family
technically came first, as an idea, since the show was based on long
established comics by Charles Addams, The Munsters actually
had it's debut the very same week in 1964, getting slightly higher
ratings, to boot. While Vic Mizzy's infectious organ (that phrase
sounds pretty gross by itself, doesn't it) music has certainly made
The Addams Family an all time great, the swingin' surf guitar and
wild horn in Jack Marshall's theme to The Munsters is a
blast. It's just the kind of music you'd expect Herman Munster
to be rocking out to while cruising down the highway in his
Munster-mobile. The first season's arrangement was a lot more
tame, however and nowhere near as exciting as the revamped version
in Season 2. You can listen to the various Munster themes if
you
CLICK HERE.
#17
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
COMPOSED BY BARRY De VORZON and PERRY BOTKIN, JR
(1971/1973)
This story behind the life of this theme song is as twisted and
dramatic as the show it introduces. The song, which came to be
known as "Nadia's Theme" (more on that later) was first used on a
little seen 1971 film called Bless The Beasts and Children, and was
originally called "Cotton's Dream". 2 years later, it was used as
the theme to The Young and The Restless soap opera and was scored by
Perry Botkin, Jr. but the original composer credit to Barry DeVorzon
was conveniently left off. But it was it's use as the dramatic
accompaniment music in the 1976 Olympics for gymnast Nadia Comaneci
that made it more popular than ever. So the song, which is
commonly known as "Nadia's Theme" has quite a past. When it
was uber-popularized in 76, the song became a huge hit.
According to the IMDB, when the song was released as a single, they
failed to credit Barry De Vorzon, which resulted in a nice $241,000
settlement. De Vorzon's SWAT is also on our list (#41).
Co-composer Perry Botkin, Jr. is also famous for composing the
themes to Mork & Mindy, The ABC Sunday Night Movie, as well as the
film scores for the epic film classics Silent Night Deadly Night,
and Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2. Sadly, ABC has ditched the
theme altogether now (well, it'd be sad if I actually watched the
damn thing).
#16
THE TWILIGHT ZONE (SEASON 2)
COMPOSED BY
MARIUS CONSTANT (1960)
Though Bernard Hermann developed an eerie and haunting theme for the
original Twilight Zone series, most people don't realize that the
memorable eerie "Doo-de-doo-doo" version didn't come until Season 2,
when the little known French composer Marius Constant came up with
perhaps the most famous 4 note sequence of any song .
According to the website
Classic TV Themes, the folks at CBS wanted a new theme for
Season 2 because they felt Hermann's was a bit too much of a downer.
Hermann submitted 2 new ones, and the legendary Jerry Goldsmith also
submitted one, but CBS music director Lud Gluskin pieced some
already submitted Twilight Zone background soundtrack music bits
from Marius Constant to come up with the classic version we know and
love today.
JUST LISTEN TO THIS THING, it's an amazing song by any standard.
Apparently, Constant just put some different sound cues together for
Gluskin and was only compensated for a few hundred dollars at the
time, never again seeing any royalties for the legendary tunes use
in the decades to follow. Marius died in May 2004 at the age
of 79, trapped with thousands of canned food items, and nothing to
open them with. And let's not forget the badass narration by
Rod Serling, too!
#15
THE MONKEES
COMPOSED BY
TOMMY BOYCE and BOBBY HART (1966)
VOCALS BY MICKEY DOLENZ and TOMMY BOYCE
I love The Monkees, and their show unleashed some of the best pop
songs ever recorded on the world. "Last Train to Clarksville",
"Daydream Believer", and "Pleasant Valley Sunday" are still among my
favorite songs. The theme song does not disappoint. I
really dig the theme song, because it reaffirms that though people
say they monkey around, but they're really just too busy singing to
put anybody down. If only our world leaders adopted that
mindset, what a better place we'd live in. Of course, if I had
my way, green knit Mike Nesmith hats would be mandatory war for
every American. Though none of The Monkees played any of their
music when they were hired, they managed to get quite proficient by
the time their third album was released. Nearly 40 years after
the show debuted, it's a great slice of 60s pop culture. It's
hard to imagine that the initial pilot for the show was one of the
lowest rated programs of the time, and that Mike, Mickey, Davey, and
Peter were only getting $450.00 and 0% of Monkees merchandise sales
when the show started.
CLICK HERE
to hear some really cool old Monkees commercials, and for a ton of
neat rarities on MP3, including an alternate version of their theme
song, CLICK HERE.
#14 GOOD TIMES
LYRICS BY ALAN and MARILYN BERGMAN, MUSIC by DAVE GRUSIN
(1974)
PERFORMED BY JIM GILSTRAP and BLINKY WILLIAMS
There's a lot of eerie
similarities between Good Times and Happy Days. Both shows
came out in 1974, both of the show's titles have identical meanings,
and both JJ and The Fonz became larger than life pop culture icons
with a look and catchphrase that the entire country responded to.
But while Happy Days reflected white 50s culture at it's most
idyllic, Good Times was one of the first all black cast shows that
wasn't afraid to showcase urban life in near poverty level
conditions. And while Happy Days used Bill Haley's uber-happy
"Rock Around The Clock" and ultimately it's own self-titled theme
song, the intro song for Good Times was a gospel-tinted soulful
masterpiece that had an honesty and even political statement quality
to it that few theme songs ever had. Jim Gilstrap, a prolific
R&B studio singer provided the vocals along with the versatile and
powerful female voice of Blinky Williams. That last "Good
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmesssssss yeahhhhhhhh" still gives me chills
when I hear it. FUN FACT: The painting you see details
of during the closing theme is Ernie Barnes' "Sugar Shack", which
you can purchase a fine quality print of if you
CLICK HERE.
Oh yeah, JJ's
sister Thelma is one of the most underrated sexy ladies in
television.
CLICK HERE to listen to visit Tim's TV Showcase and listen to
the theme song.
#13
HAWAII FIVE-O
COMPOSED BY
MORTON STEVENS (1968)
The memorable and exciting theme from Hawaii Five-O was one
of this cosmic miracles that worked out perfectly with seemingly
little work, and a lot of genius. The show's creator wrote of
the show on the
original soundtrack LP, "In
our seven-island FIVE-O state, Mort discovered for himself what I
had already found: the last Eden, palm trees and skyscrapers, aloha
spirit and snarling traffic jams, America's heartbeat in the
Pacific, Mecca for more than two million tourists annually, and home
for the polygenetic golden people of Hawaii, a vital, hip, swinging
place, Polynesia now! That's what I asked Morton Stevens to put into
music. The value of a great one-minute theme to any television
series is inestimable and I wanted one for my then brand spanking
new HAWAII FIVE-O. No ukuleles or steel guitars or falsetto singers
or overused bongos, but a kind of melding of the Polynesian, the
classic, the jazz and most of all the pop sound of today. HAWAII
FIVE-O is all of these things and so, happily, is Morton Stevens'
music, as you will discover. Aloha!" The Five-O theme was
reportedly written in just 11 minutes by Stevens, who was a veteran
of TV music arrangements already with shows like Gunsmoke,
The Man from U.N.C.L.E., and even Gilligan's Island on
his resume. Even more interesting is the fact that the
outstanding CBS SPECIAL THEME (#99 ON OUR LIST) was taken
straight out of some other Morton Stevens composed music from Hawaii
Five-O. You can listen to theme if you
CLICK HERE.
#12
DOCTOR WHO
COMPOSED BY
RON GRANIER (1963)
Ron Granier's Doctor Who theme, nearly unchanged for 25 years
that the original series ran, is one of the more trippy, exciting,
and original TV tunes of them all. You can almost imagine
yourself going through time when you listen to it, just like the
title character. Back to a time when dinosaurs walked the
earth. Only in this time, something's been changed because a
previous time traveler taught the dinosaurs how to spell big words
and smoke cigarettes! These super cool new dinosaurs became
too cool to get killed by a meteor so now they walk the earth today.
And their dominance in spelling bees has never been equaled.
Thanks a lot, jerk! Granier is a legendary British composer who also
composed the hip TV theme for The Prisoner.
CLICK HERE to
listen to the Doctor Who theme song, and
CLICK HERE to
visit BBC's official Doctor Who site. The folks behind
the goofy Brit group, The KLF (as "The Timelords"), put a fun remix
of the theme together with Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part 2"
that worked rather seamlessly called "Doctorin' The Tardis" (you can
listen to some samples of it
HERE).
#11
ABC'S WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS
COMPOSED BY
CHARLES FOX (1966)
This theme is exciting and dramatic. The orchestral music with
full of energy that's as good as the theme for The Olympics or the
immortal 20th Century Fox beginning, in my opinion. By itself,
it's legendary enough, but when you add sportscaster Jim McKay's
narration to the breathtaking accompanying footage during the show's
opening, it's one of the best beginnings to any show, ever!
How can you not love it when Gray talks of "the thrill of victory,
and the agony of defeat" as some skier tumbles down a hill into a
heap of human wreckage? ABC redid the theme with a shitty
overproduced disco flavor to it in 1989, and that made me very mad,
indeed. Though Irving Robbin and Jack Shandlin composed the
theme when the show was introduced in 1961, it was Charles Fox's all
new masterpiece that was introduced in 1966 and is the one everyone
remembers. The versatile Fox also composed the themes to 3
other songs on our list, Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley,
and The Love Boat. Some other Fox favorites of mine
(that unfortunately didn't make The Top 100 cut) include The
Bugaloos, Love American Style, and Wonder Woman.
He's made some spectacularly cool and trashy genre film soundtracks
as well, with scoring work on Barbarella, The Green Slime,
Strange Brew, and one of my all time favorites, Scot Baio's
Zapped! You can
CLICK HERE to read a swell Charles Fox biography, and
CLICK
HERE to listen to a Real Audio version the Wide World theme
(sans narration).
#10
ALL IN THE FAMILY
COMPOSED BY
CHARLES STROUSE (1971)
The pilot for All In the Family was originally titled Those Were The
Days, but when a song by Mary Hopkin became a hit at the same time,
it was renamed. Lucky for all of us, they kept the wonderful
theme song, performed memorably by the clunky voice of Carroll
O'Conner and the fingernails on blackboard shrieking of Jean
Stapleton. It's easily the worst sounding best TV theme of
them all, and that's part of the charm. When Jean screams,
"And you know who you were then!", you can feel the fillings inside
of your teeth rattle with pleasure. And I love the utter
disgust that Archie sings the line "Didn't need no welfare state"
line. To have the characters of the show, just sitting down at
the piano and singing the theme song worked wonderfully for this
show. It's not a slick performance, but it's one of the most
charming TV themes ever recorded. And it fits in perfectly for
the Archie Bunker's dream world of how things used to be.
There's even a longer version of the song that was recorded for an
All In The Family LP, that has extra lyrics longing for the days
when "Freaks lived in a circus tent" (which I mistakenly
misheard as "Greeks" and with Archie being so racist, it wasn't hard
to believe). You can
hear all the versions of this masterpiece, including the great
closing piano theme if you
CLICK
HERE and scroll down to the THEME SONGS section.
Charles Strouse composed the song,
and you may know him from some even more legendary tunes like "Put
On A Happy Face", and a little ditty called "Tomorrow" from the
Annie musical. He's a 3 time Tony award winner who turns 77
this year. He apparently still gives lectures about the music
business, so keep an eye open for the lad.
#9
FAT ALBERT AND THE COSBY KIDS
COMPOSED BY HERBIE HANCOCK (1972)
PERFORMED BY MICHAEL GRAY (FAT ALBERT), KIM CARNES and MICHAEL
FOURNIER
The infectious theme to Fat Albert makes good on it's promise that
you're "Gonna Have A Good Time!" It's such a great happy song
with a funky greatness that no other cartoon theme has ever
achieved. The theme was composed by jazz/funk legend Herbie
Hancock, who was fresh off a spell of working for Miles Davis, and
was hired by Cosby to create music for the new cartoon (Record
executives were so impressed with Hancock's work, that they funded a
new album called
"Fat Albert Rotunda" which centered around the style of music
Hancock did for the toon). For the longest time, I thought
that P-Funk All-Star Bootsy Collins sang the theme, but I've found
several sources (that I still have trouble believing) that Michael
Gray was the singing voice for the theme, who is also known for
playing Billy Batson in the live action Shazam! show from the 70s.
Even more weird than that, is Kim "Bette Davis Eyes" Carnes provides
the female vocals in the theme. Fellow Fat Albert fan
Steve from THE SNEEZE says,
"Bill Cosby would always end the song with "If you're not
careful, you may learn something before it's done." But no one ever
learned that calling him Fat Albert to his face might hurt his
feelings. Poor tubby bastard!" TV PARTY has a great look at the
entire history of the show if you
CLICK HERE.
And if you wanna have a good time,
CLICK
HERE to listen to the theme. You just might learn
something!
#8 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
COMPOSED BY
MARK HARRISON (1999)
PERFORMED BY PAINTY THE PIRATE (PAT PINNEY)
When I first heard about Spongebob Squarepants, I was watching an
entertainment show that had Jeri Ryan (Seven of 9, from Star Trek
Voyager) expressing her love for the theme song. When I
finally saw the show, I was not disappointed.
Though it's less than 5 years old, the theme to Spongebob
Squarepants is so damn good, it's an instant timeless classic.
For some reason, the planets aligned perfectly to give this amazing
piece of work EVERYTHING a good theme song needs: a catchy set of
lyrics, accordion music, a singing pirate, and a nose flute.
How could you not love a theme song that asks you to "hop on the
deck and flop like a fish?" The vocals by Painty The Pirate
are the stuff of legend. One only wonders how much better the
theme to Perfect Strangers would have been had they let Painty rock
the microphone. Though Spongebob's voice, Tom Kenny, does the
voice of Patches the Pirate, it's
Pat Pinney
who actually gives Painty the Pirate his singing voice. Avril
Lavigne completely
BUTCHERED the theme song in the Spongebob movie, however, and
should be keelhauled for her crimes against humanity.
TRIVIA BIT: The painting that greets you at the beginning
of the Spongebob theme is painted by Calvin Liang!
#7
TWIN PEAKS
COMPOSED BY
ANGELO BADALAMENTI (1990)
Dreamy, eerie, disturbing, and sad are words that best describe
the haunting melody that's the theme song to David Lynch's
immortal 90s defining cult classic, Twin Peaks (inhale here).
Every bit of Angelo Badalamenti's music for the show's soundtrack is
incredible, from the equally spooky
"Laura Palmer's Theme", to the suggestive and coy
"Audrey's Theme", there's an otherworldly quality to the score
that makes your hair stand on end. For a show that has a woman
that talks to a log, twitchy midgets speak in a reverse language
about a chewing gum that's coming back in style, and bloody donuts,
you can expect nothing less. You can hear samples from the
whole soundtrack on Amazon if you
CLICK HERE. For a really cool TWIN PEAKS site with a lot
of neat info,
VISIT THIS ONE. And if you're in Seattle at the end of
July, check out
TWIN PEAKS FEST. Badalamenti has worked on a ton of
movies, and some of David Lynch's most memorable work including Blue
Velvet, Mulholland Drive, and Wild At Heart. When asked by
Film Score Monthly to name his favorite work, Badalamenti replied, "If
you're working on a score, it's your favorite because you're
inspired to create something new. But in terms of success, there's
no question that it's my score for the Twin Peaks television show.
It was just mind-boggling experience, because Twin Peaks put me on
the map on a worldwide level. I was called on to write the "Torch
Theme" for the Summer Barcelona Olympics, and I know that was mainly
because of the worldwide success of Twin Peaks and its music."
#6
STAR TREK
COMPOSED BY
ALEXANDER COURAGE (1966)
The brilliant theme to the original Star Trek series still stands
out today, nearly 40 years later, as one of the best theme songs of
them all. From the inspiring instrumentals, to the eerie
vocals, to the intense narration by William Shatner, it's a thing of
beauty. When he exclaims, "TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE
BEFORE", you can't help but get excited.
Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry
actually threw lyrics on the theme when it was first written, much
to the dismay of the original composer Alex Courage. According
to the urban legend site,
SNOPES "Courage
created the memorable Star Trek theme, as well as a number of other
key pieces of incidental music and sound effects. Once the Star Trek
pilot was sold to NBC , Courage was in an enviable position: he
would receive royalties every time an episode of Star Trek was run
(or re-run), and even more royalties if the show lasted long enough
to be sold into syndication after its network run was finished.
Courage's windfall lasted only a year, until Star Trek creator Gene
Roddenberry suddenly laid claim to half the royalties. How?
Pressured by Roddenberry, Courage had made a "handshake deal" a
couple of years earlier that gave Roddenberry the option of
composing lyrics for Courage's Star Trek music (and Courage signed a
contract — unknowingly, he later claimed — to that effect).
Roddenberry exercised that option, writing lyrics for the main theme
and then asserting his right to half the performance royalties as a
co-composer. It made no difference that the lyrics were not intended
to be used in the show itself and had not been recorded or released.
As the lyricist, Roddenberry was entitled to an equal share of the
royalties, whether or not the lyrics were ever used." Those lyrics were never used but Roddenberry ended up getting half
of the royalties, anyway, and boy were they awful!
Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand'ring in star-flight
I know
He'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
TIM'S TV SHOWCASE
has a ton of cool Star Trek pictures and a link to listen to the
theme song, too!
#5
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
COMPOSED BY
LALO SCHIFRIN (1966)
The theme to Mission: Impossible is so well known and widely used
that it's gone beyond being a classic TV theme and has become almost
a reflexive choice of music to use whenever someone's sneaking
around, or doing "spy-stuff". The flute, horns, drums, and
stick rhythm in this song are amazing. When the first 2
Mission Impossible films were made, Adam Clayton of U2 and Limp Bizkit reworked the classic theme, but kept the tune intact enough
to still sound pretty cool. I'm an admitted Limp Bizkit hater,
but even I dig the electric guitar rockin' out take on it.
Schifrin was asked what he thought of the remakes, and told
Soundtracknet, "It gave me some kind of visibility. The fact
that the rock groups in Mission: Impossible and Mission: Impossible
2 came with their own versions of the theme is very satisfying to me
because I can see that the newer generations like that theme, and
they embrace it - it's like a bridge across time."
I used to own the sheet music for this theme, and almost busted a
gut at the asinine lyrics that were put in to "sing along" with the
instrumental. I can't seem to find them online to share with
you, but I seem to remember it was chock full of bad lines like
"Come high, come low, go fast, go slow!" retroCRUSH
reader Ernie Ray Henson tells us, "Just to let you know that the
original theme was written in a brilliant time signature of 5/4. U2
had to go and gay it up in a very standard 4/4 time signature which,
in my humble opinion, lost all the intrigue and cache of the
original. Maybe U2 and the Limps couldn't count to 5. I think Lalo
probably was pissed that they ruined his song, but admirably took
the high road with his response." Schifrin is a 4 time
Grammy winner, and has been nominated for an Academy Award 6
different times (most notably for Cool Hand Luke and The
Amityville Horror).
CLICK HERE to read
a really swell page about Lalo Schifrin.
TIM'S TV SHOWCASE has a
lot of cool Mission: Impossible pictures, and a link to listen to
the theme song.
#4
THE JEFFERSONS
COMPOSED BY
JEFF BARRY (1975)
PERFORMED BY JA'NET DUBOIS and OREN WATERS
The inspirational and funny theme song to The Jeffersons does
everything a good TV theme should; with it's rousing lyrics and
music "Movin' On Up" perfectly sets the theme for the story of
George Jefferson's rise to success with a "deluxe apartment in the
sky!" Janet Dubois, who played Willona on Good Times provides the
insanely good female vocals on this tune. When she screams
"fish don't fry with the chicken, beans don't burn on the grill", I
can't imagine anyone else singing this song. Or can I?
CLICK HERE
to hear my superior take on this timeless classic (To hear
more of my classic theme renditions,
CLICK HERE to suffer).
I always thought that the show's star, Sherman Helmsley performed
the male vocals, because they sound so much like him, but those
chores were handled by
Oren Waters, who's had a lot of bit parts as singers in various
films. Jeff Barry, who composed the theme, also created the
themes for One Day At A Time and Family Ties. But Barry
is perhaps best known for his non TV songwriting credits, crafting
such all time greats as "Chapel of Love", "Da Do Run Run", "Be My
Baby", "Leader of the Pack" and The Archies' hit, "Sugar Sugar"
(which was originally written for and passed over by The Monkees).
If you'd like to test your knowledge of The Jeffersons theme lyrics,
CLICK HERE. Racist radio show host Rush Limbaugh used to
play the theme song whenever he did a news update on Senator Carol
Mosley Braun.
#3
BATMAN
COMPOSED BY NEAL HEFTI
(1966)
PERFORMED BY THE MARKETTES
Batman is probably the most effectively simple theme song ever
recorded. With an action packed musical intro that perfectly
accompanies the motions of Batman and Robin running toward the
screen, then punching out crooks, the single word chorus of "Batman"
is repeated throughout. There's no question what show that
song is from. Nearly 40 years after it's debut, kids who
haven't even seen the show seem to know about this song.
According to
Classic TV Themes, Neal Hefti who was known for his catchy,
sophisticated jazz tunes including "Cute", "Lil' Darlin'", "Girl
Talk" from "Harlow" and the "Theme from the 'Odd Couple'" came up
with a decidedly unsophisticated tongue-in-cheek THEME based upon
the 12-bar blues progression; the melody was harmonized using the
unusual relatively dissonant interval of a major second instead of
more typical 3rds and 6ths; so it was a bit "in your face"; But
since the whole camp concept was "in your face" with the cartoon
balloons of "Bam!" and "Ka-Pow!" on the screen, this approach seemed
to work; and the THEME became a pop hit as recorded by Nelson Riddle
and his Orchestra." The theme was twice as heard as many
shows, because they had new episodes TWO nights a week when it first
aired, so you could watch the first part on Wednesday night, then
the next night, "Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!" I honestly
can't think of any non-reality based show that's ever done that.
#2 TIE: THE BRADY BUNCH/GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
BRADY BUNCH COMPOSED BY
SHERWOOD SCHWARTZ/FRANK DEVOL (1969)
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND COMPOSED BY SHERWOOD SCHWARTZ/GEORGE WYLE (1964)
The themes to The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island
are like Siamese Twins in the respect that it's nearly impossible to
consider one as great, without giving equal attention to the other.
Sherwood Schwartz both created the shows, and wrote the lyrics for
each. Both have catchy tunes that have endeared for nearly 40
years. Both tell you the setup story, so you don't have to
know about the first episode to follow it, and both of them are
accompanied with visuals that show you every single character in the
show. They're the most handy and useful TV themes ever
created, if anything.
During the first season, The Brady Bunch theme was
performed by a group called The Peppermint Trolley Company (who also
sang the theme to Love American Style), but from Season 1
forward, it was done by The Brady Kids themselves. In fact, if
you listen to the themes from each year after that carefully, you
can hear that it was re-recorded as the actors playing The Bradys
got older. Frank DeVol's music was really nice, and the scene
specific music was very charming as well. I always laughed how
there'd be sad, happy, and scary variants of the main theme to
accentuate the mood of the show. If you visit the
SITCOMS
ONLINE Brady Bunch Page, scroll down to the media section and
you can listen to all the different version, and even see the video
intros to the horrible Brady Kids and Brady Brides shows, which use
updated variants of the original show's theme.
Gilligan's Island, was Sherwood
Schwartz's first big hit, and is still one of the most popular TV
sitcoms ever made. Composed by George Wyle, the song tells the
dramatic tale of a 3 hour tour that went bad!
There's a very different theme song
with a calypso theme that was used in the pilot episode (with a
different cast of characters that included 2 secretaries and a
schoolteacher instead of Ginger, Maryann, or The Professor) that
never aired. It's very charming, but nowhere close to the one
we've grown to love through the years.
Even
the "official" theme song evolved as the show went on, as it used to
refer to The Professor and Mary-Ann as "The Rest".
SITCOMS ONLINE has
a swell
Gilligan's Island page with a ton of cool stuff, and again, you
can scroll down to the media section to listen to all version of the
theme songs, and watch video clips of them, too! According to
this site, the Year One theme was performed by a singing group
called "The Wellingtons", but from Season Two forward it was sung by
a similar sounding group called "The Eligibles". Both of which will
be contenders for the top of our Worst Names For Music Groups list,
if we ever do one!
I had the pleasure of
interviewing Sherwood Schwartz, the creator of both shows, 2
years ago, and asked him to comment about both of these songs.
Both The Brady and
Gilligan's Island theme are easily considered 2 of the best TV songs
of all time. Why do you think so? TV Guide had a contest about
6 months ago, and Gilligan's Island was the Number 1 theme
song, and The Brady Bunch was #7. I had 2 shows where you
had to know the past history to flow in to the show. On
Gilligan's Island it was vital, to avoid exposition, you had to
do a song that incorporated the background of the show. The song
always told you the show, that way you get the back story out of the
way and can move right to the action. Exposition is the enemy of
entertainment the more you tell people the more you explain.
#1
SANFORD AND SON
COMPOSED BY
QUINCY JONES (1973)
How do you choose a number 1 theme TV Theme song? Once could
make the argument for many of the songs near the top of this list,
and I'll tell you that if this were a horse race, it would be a
photo-finish. In the months we've spent preparing this
feature, sorting out the value of each, and evaluating reader
feedback, I've juggled a few of the songs in and out of the top
spot. Even in recent weeks, my "draft" list has had Mission
Impossible, The Jeffersons, The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island in
the top spot. But when I first conceived the list, it was
Quincy Jones immortal theme to Sanford and Son that was the original
#1 choice, and I felt that the entire process of putting these 100
together has been riddles with excuses why it shouldn't. I
think after long consideration, it deserves to stay there.
There's no lyrics to sing along to, and the show hasn't been beaten
into our heads with remakes and film versions. But despite
that, Sanford and Son's theme (titled "The Streetbeater") is
greatest TV theme of them all.
Quincy, a musical God who's worked with
anybody that's ever mattered in the industry knocked it out the park
with this one. Groovy
harmonica gods come to life while soulful organ sounds and junkyard
beats drift in the background. Were it not a TV theme, it'd
still be one of the better funky jazz songs ever written.
A
great theme song is great to listen to on its own, makes you think
about the show when you hear it, and pops in your head during
unexpected moments in your everyday life. How can one not look
at a beat up old red pickup truck and think of this song? This
is a song created from the junkyard that out junkyard's the Fat
Albert theme!
Quincy also composed the theme songs
for Ironsides (which according to
achievement.org is the first synthesizer based theme song),
Roots, and the original 1969 Bill Cosby Show. Quincy Jones'
arrangement of Frank Sinatra's "Fly Me To the Moon" as the first
song to be played on the moon. He's worked with Michael
Jackson, Ray Charles, and tons more. And with such an
incomparable collection of music he's been responsible, it makes me
happy to see that even Quincy chooses to use the Sanford and Son
theme as the greeting music on his
OFFICIAL WEBSITE.
To hear the original theme, watch the
opening credits on video, listen to the closing credits, and ever
hear the extended LP version of the song,
CLICK HERE.
NPR has a nice interview with Quincy you can
LISTEN TO ONLINE.

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TV THEME SONG WEBSITES
I'd like to thank the following websites
for proving to be invaluable resources in putting this feature together.
Some of them have incredible multimedia libraries for your listening
pleasure. Each of them has a nice specialty, and they all have the
retroCRUSH seal of approval.
MIKE'S CLASSIC CARTOON
THEMES A ton of high quality MP3 files of many era's classic
cartoon theme songs, with pictures of each show, to boot!
While you're there, make sure you visit
MIKE'S CLASSIC TV
THEMES as well, for all the non-cartoon greatness.
CLASSIC TV THEMES Tons of information about TV shows up through
the early 70s with many interesting behind the scenes story and drama
about each of them.
80S TV THEME SUPER SITE Lots
of obscure, weird, and alternate versions of things to listen to here.
Includes areas dedicated to network promos, commercials, and game shows.
MY
THEMES.TV Another fun TV archive, with some neat interactive
things to look at.
RETRO JUNK Cool 80s focused site with a lot of great actual video
clips so you can SEE the TV Themes they way they were meant to be enjoyed.
And RETRO VANDEGRIFT looks to
be a German site with a similar setup.
TRIPLETS ARE
US not a dedicated theme site, but a nice directory of themes to
listen to, nonetheless.
KIT JUNKIE a huge
list of TV show themes to click and listen to, including many rare and
unusual ones from the UK.
THE
BIG CARTOON DATABASE Tons of information about nearly every single
cartoon.
SITCOMS
ONLINE has a lot of obscure multimedia and information for SITCOMS
TV TOME has just about
everything for every TV show, ever!
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